Silence from me as of late, but for very valid reasons. On top of general life, work, running a late night parental taxi service and so on, I have been preparing to sell my house (it sold in a week), and then I got myself in a total pickle with the local church.
I was chatting to a parishioner, who mentioned that they had been let down by decorators as the church was long overdue for a repaint. He then told me the quote they had been give, which was shockingly huge. And then, more fool me, the worlds shot out of my mouth ‘oh I can get it done for you for far less and immediately’. As the words came out, his face lit up and I was pretty much hired on the spot.
Now this church is not small. It has 13 meter ceilings, huge cross beams running throughout and needed to be used every weekend between painting. It was also black with 10 years of soot from candles. The photos below show how grimy it was. Once upon a time this was pale pink.
Before I knew it, I had booked myself out of other work for 2 weeks, pulled in a fellow female whizz with the paintbrush, hired a cherry picker, had a moveable scaffolding erected and sorted out hardcore industrial insurance.
We attempted to wash the walls, but the soot just spread around. So they were sealed first with a PVA bond, so that the paint would take, and then the HUGE task of painting started.
Look at the beast of a cherry picker! Every time we needed to do a new area we had to move dust sheets, pews, sometimes the altar and so on. Plus at weekends it had to be cleaned and shifted back into being a working church. My muscles are aching, and I managed a spectacular topple off the cherry picker (while it was grounded) which resulted in a torn ligament in my knee and trip to the osteopath. But as a plus I also got a huge, wide roller to speed things up, which is amazing. I shall never moan when I have to paint a normal sized room again, or even a ceiling.
We are up to over 160 litres of paint so far. The sacristy end of the church was so sooty that it needed 3 coats of paint to give a crisp and clean finish. But we have done it all in 2 weeks as promised.
Here is my partner in crime Angelique on the cherry picker. She is such a whizz that I have renamed her Davros after the Dalek leader as she shoots about on it.
So we have a day left before I can do the final reveal, just some woodwork left to finish and tweaking. But it has been monumental, and I will now think before I speak next time.